Let's revive the five word story

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sideshow barker. "No one under

 

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a hat ever got splashed

 

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with cow wet stuff!" It

 

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started to rain, but there

 

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were plenty of snacks for

 

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munching during a cow trapping

 

[BoblyBill]

The floodwaters were getting dangerously

 

[Antarctican]

close to overrrunning the dikes

 

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The dykes were heavily tattoed

 

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and cattle began to float

 

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in the bodily fluids gushing

 

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in an uncontrolled manner from

 

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certain unsociable orifices normally associated

 

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with "European" men, and other

 

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Canadian women of mature years