Let's revive the five word story

[Antarctican]

playball: )

(Ahhh, but I see it was prefaced with "other" Canadian women, not me. Whew.)


Wonderful, witty, winsome women who

 

[Chris of Arabia]

made real men want to

 

[Antarctican]

thank their lucky stars that

 

[Chris of Arabia]

such women only appeared in

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Hollywood movies of the Fifties

 

[Antarctican]

, when men were men and

 

[abraxas]

women were voluptuous airheaded blondes.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Now they are wrinkled old

 

[Antarctican]

(Editors: please rewrite the above....)

 

[Hertz van Rental]

with bad hairdos and wobbly

 

[Antarctican]

(thanks for nothing, editors!)


torsoed husbands who look like

 

[Chris of Arabia]

Max Wall with chronic halitosis

 

[BoblyBill]

If it weren't for our

 

[abraxas]

lawyers, guns, and drug money,

 

[Chris of Arabia]

life wouldn't seem so sweet