Let's revive the five word story

[Chris of Arabia]

a rancher decided it was

>;o))

 

[blackdoglab]

time to become a pirate

 

[Chris of Arabia]

of the Carribean. Jack Sparrow

 

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was a good role model

 

[Chris of Arabia]

for how not to do

 

[abraxas]

certain, unspeakable things. However, he

 

[Chris of Arabia]

was weak of will, needing

>;o))

 

[M-O-S]

sex which led him to

 

[Antarctican]

buy big bunches of bananas

 

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for unmentionable activities involving certain

 

[Antarctican]

death if caught without his

 

[abraxas]

red badge of courage and

 

[blackdoglab]

a large fluffy, pink towel.

 

[abraxas]

He was a sad pirate

 

[darich]

of the carribean until he