Let's revive the five word story

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the cornhusker state would finally

 

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elect Susan sarandon as dog

 

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day queen. The whole day

 

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she would be getting herself

 

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into a mudwrestling match with

 

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blind-folded amputees and Jerry

 

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Garcia look alikes. She stood

 

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then into the mud she

 

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would sink, allowing only three

>;o))

 

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of the Garcias to touch

 

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their amputee tag team partners

 

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However unlikely it seemed that ...

 

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syphillis aside, Spidey would not

>;o))

 

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be sticking around to watch.

 

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Susan, was wild-eyed and