Myself (scanned some ancient army images from one of my boxes)

[The_Traveler]

You look great for your age in that picture.

How did you find out that was me?

I meant the picture where you are holding a hatchet.
I understand from a friend that you had an early discharge - and because of that Attila the Hun made you serve ten years in the reserves.

 

[Alex_B]

hmmm, should I be offended now?

 

[The_Traveler]

hmmm, should I be offended now?

You - and I - are too old to be offended.
I save my energy for bedtime.