Can see it now .....
Bloke ordering : " Yeah , G'day love ... I'll 'av a skippy meal thanks....."
Dopey Maccas chick: " Will that be joey-sized or buck-sized "?
BO : " Aw um , make it a buck-sized, i'm starrrrvin !"
DMC: "You want flies wiff that "?
BO : " .. ok .."
DMC : " for an extra dollar you can also get a jumbo tin-can of metho ...would you like that also sir...?"
BO: " Uh ok yeah , throw that in as well love ..."
DMC: " Would you like flies with that "?
BO : *Sigh * "Just give me my bloody food , will ya "
DMC: " Any desserts with th.....?
BO: *punch*