On the twelfth day of Christmas,

[PatrickHMS]

my true love said to me -

“Take out the garbage,
Clean up the basement,
Go get a haircut,
Then get the oil changed,
Throw out that old shirt,
Pick up your office,
Stop by the cleaners,
Then, wash both cars,

Spend more time at home,
Don’t complain,
You are getting fat,
Not tonight! Dear, I have a head ache!”