Pretty Girl and the Strangely phallic confectionary

[chuasam]

Here it is

let's see if I can hotlink from Facebook

 

[jowensphoto]

Lose the candy cane next time. It doesn't add to this.

Light looks nice from my iPhone!

 

[o hey tyler]

How exactly is the candy came in any way phallic? It's phallic in the same way a pen, straw, or Chapstick is phallic IMO.

 

[chuasam]

Are you kidding me? a Pen is waaay phallic.

 

[pic]

Love those goggles!

 

[pic]

whats the going rate for model work??

 

[kundalini]

The candy cane, in this instance, just looks silly. She needs to be holding it in one hand with the straight end inserted into her mouth. That would be more appropriate for "strangley phallic confectionary".

 

[c.cloudwalker]

Looks like someone trying to drum up business for Xmas in July to me...

As Tyler said, anything straight would look just as phallic. If that's the way you want to see it.

Now, if she was holding a chocolate dildo in her mouth, your title would be right on the money... but she ain't and this is June, not July.


As for your second shot, where's the pen? And, while I'm asking questions, where are her tits?

Nice goggles though.

 

[o hey tyler]

And, while I'm asking questions, where are her tits?

Good question.

 

[Netskimmer]

As for your second shot, where's the pen?

Now that IS the questions now isn't it.

I have to agree with the others, the candy cane doesn't really work for me, and even though some guys do have a curve in their... phallus, if it's shaped like a candy cane, see a doctor! If you insist on using a candy cane something like this might be more what you are looking for. http://crafts.kaboose.com/images_cr...ceholders-craft-photo-350x165-aformaro-03.jpg

 

[Forkie]

...And, while I'm asking questions, where are her tits?..

Bad C.Cloudwalker. Any more than a handful is a waste and we must conserve resources these days for the good of the planet.

 

[Jaemie]

I like both. The candy cane adds some humour to an otherwise good but cliche glamour photo. The goggles photo is quirky. I like quirky.

 

[chuasam]

same model...earlier in the day

 

[Jaemie]

Candy canes, steampunk goggles, ray guns... I really like these unusual props. :thumbup:

 

[KmH]

Tits come in all sizes.
So!
Some are small.
Some are large.
Some are in between.
Some are natural.
Some are augmented.

For many, proportion is more important than size.