Well Pete, at least the light has come on for one....
I might add that for somebody to think that having a few gadgets and a digital camera makes you a professional photographer, in contrast to those of us who have literally ate, slept and breathed photography for (alot) more than a few years is simply silly.
Quick question, what would you use define a "Professional Photographer"?
A professional artist/photographer/?, in my mind, is somebody who:
1.) derives a significant portion of their income from their art/photography/?
2.) has the depth and breadth of skills to effectively and consistently produce images that are visually effective as well as knowing the limits of your skills and equipment. As Pete mentioned, being able to do this while several people both on your payroll (stylists, prop dressers, assistants, etc.) and those that are paying you (AD, Marketing Manger, CEO and the like) stand around and maintaining a professional attitude while the AD (who took maybe one course in photography) or the designer tell you why your composition is flawed and how THEY want it.
3.) possesses the tools to allow the "magic" to happen, on time, in budget and on demand, without fail. (No excuses are ever acceptable) For a wedding photographer, that would mean at least one backup of everything you use on a shoot,with fully charged batteries and loaded with cards/film. For a commercial shooter, that means access to (rent, beg, borrow or steal) or owning backup equipment including multiple packs, heads, tripods, bodies, lenses, etc. The last point is critical, you cannot be considered professional if you don't have a plan that deals with equipment failure and a seamless integration of that plan. Yes, it's expensive, but it's part of the cost of doing business.
Do you ever browse around Ken Rockwells site? Interesting reads on there for sure, one that I read a while ago covering this very topic was rather interesting and gave me some facts I didn't know previously.
Here is the piece I am speaking of:
How to Become a Professional Photographer
Some quotes I found interesting.
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Photography is not a profession. Anyone can call themselves a professional photographer. There are no licenses and not even a college degree required. See my page on
Why Photography is Not a Profession."
"[/FONT][FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]There are tens of millions of photographers. Photographs don't usually earn a business much money. Therefore there isn't much money there to employ photographers, and when there is, there are so many photographers who often will work for free that employers don't need to pay very much to fill the spot."
"[/FONT][FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]If you want to make money in photography, it's probably not by doing photography."
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exactly like golf or surfing. Golf is fun, and it's almost impossible to get people to pay you to do it. Only one guy in ten million makes lots of money in surfing, photography or acting. Everyone else who makes the money does it in something allied to the field, like making or selling product or the dream."
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According to Education Portal in 2002, the average annual salary of people employed as photographers was $24,040."[/FONT]
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"[/FONT][FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]If you want to photograph professionally you'll make less money, have to shoot the boring stuff in
crappy locations for which you're hired, shoot it the way the client wants, and probably have to shoot everything as if it's some big emergency every time. You'll probably only be able to afford beat up old gear that's "good enough.""
While I do like your description, I do think it is a bit much. I think you were describing a production company.
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