Share your addictions and minor things you just HAVE to do

[Derrel]

I talk to myself if I'm alone and no one can hear me..

So, make SURE to practice that Valley Girl way of talking that I have, like, always imagined you, like, speak in. Last week, you like, tried a sort of,like, Jane Momtographer speak. Ttttsch....that was,like, totally, like wrong, mmkay???? Valllllllley Girl!!!!Valllllllley Girl!!!! Valllllllley Girl!!!!

 

[paul85224]

I talk to myself if I'm alone and no one can hear me..

So, make SURE to practice that Valley Girl way of talking that I have, like, always imagined you, like, speak in. Last week, you like, tried a sort of,like, Jane Momtographer speak. Ttttsch....that was,like, totally, like wrong, mmkay???? Valllllllley Girl!!!!Valllllllley Girl!!!! Valllllllley Girl!!!!

"Like barf me out.....gag me with a spoon!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[JAC526]

OK so I want to add one more:

I always eat corn on the cobb typewriter style.

My wife eats it around the ear...and so does her family.

I have never seen this before and can only attribute it to her being born in Colorado.

No self-respecting Midwesterner would ever eat corn that way.

 

[paul85224]

OK so I want to add one more:

I always eat corn on the cobb typewriter style.

My wife eats it around the ear...and so does her family.

I have never seen this before and can only attribute it to her being born in Colorado.

No self-respecting Midwesterner would ever eat corn that way.

So I guess eating it out of the can is pretty much out of the question???

 

[Derrel]

So, I watched and watched and watched and was thinking, "Damnit, I am going to have to post and admonish him for NOT doing any work to Cracklin' Rosie!" I was also thinking, "That eeeee-diot...no Cracklin Rosie??? What the hell is he thinking!"

And then...it happened. Amen!

 

[MissCream]

Oh and I have a stock pile for the up coming zombie apocalypse. I have 70 days worth of food.

 

[paul85224]

Oh and I have a stock pile for the up coming zombie apocalypse. I have 70 days worth of food.

Canned goods, I hope.

 

[MissCream]

Canned goods, I hope.

Army rations, good for many years

 

[Bitter Jeweler]

So, I watched and watched and watched and was thinking, "Damnit, I am going to have to post and admonish him for NOT doing any work to Cracklin' Rosie!" I was also thinking, "That eeeee-diot...no Cracklin Rosie??? What the hell is he thinking!"

And then...it happened. Amen!

:lmao:

I Am, I Said, and Cracklin' Rosie are my two favorites. When I need motivation, I put Neil on shuffle and repeat and pump up the volume, and crank out the work. I also have a nice sound system and a 12" subwoofer in my shop. I Rock!

 

[paul85224]

So, I watched and watched and watched and was thinking, "Damnit, I am going to have to post and admonish him for NOT doing any work to Cracklin' Rosie!" I was also thinking, "That eeeee-diot...no Cracklin Rosie??? What the hell is he thinking!"

And then...it happened. Amen!

:lmao:

I Am, I Said, and Cracklin' Rosie are my two favorites. When I need motivation, I put Neil on shuffle and repeat and pump up the volume, and crank out the work. I also have a nice sound system and a 12" subwoofer in my shop. I Rock!

I read somewhere that zombies are repelled by Neil Diamond music.

 

[MissCream]

I read somewhere that zombies are repelled by Neil Diamond music.

They are screwed old man!

 

[Bitter Jeweler]

Even if sung badly?

 

[MissCream]

Even if sung badly?

Especially if sung badly.

 

[paul85224]

Or you could always throw on some MC Hammer pants, dance around and say, repeatedly, "You Can't Touch This..."

I promise........they won't TOUCH you at ALL.

 

[MissCream]

Or you could always throw on some MC Hammer pants, dance around and say, repeatedly, "You Can't Touch This..."

I promise........they won't TOUCH you at ALL.

Great advise!!! You clearly have a game plan.