sick of haiku? Try a limerick

[blackdoglab]

There once was a girl from Nantucket,
who told her old lady to chuck it,
when no one was there,
the young lass prepared,
and drowned her old mum in a bucket.

that one's fer you Hertz... in my best Tom Lehrer style.

 

[blackdoglab]

I'm having way more fun than I should with these, but here's another one. I advise that ya hold yer nose while reading.

There once was a lass from Milwaukee,
whose mate was quite short and stocky,
he'd sit and he'd fidget,
and lust for the midget,
his neighbor the tiny disc jockey

 

[Antarctican]

More! More!

 

[blackdoglab]

There once was a bird from Toronto,
who wanted a limerick pronto,
so the guy from wisconsin,
ate a dinner from swanson,
and sent off his odious memo

 

[Antarctican]

A limerick's easy to write
So come try your hand, you just might
Like rhyming your words
It's not 'just for nerds'
And people who can't sleep at night.

 

[LaFoto]

A Limerick is easy? I'm not so sure,
for I feel my rhyming is very poor.
But one thing is true:
I'm no longer blue.
So they might be a good depression cure!

Fairy tales:

There once was a beautiful princess girl
who got hurt as she let the spindle whirl.
So she fell asleep for 100 years
in a castle of roses, along with her peers,
till the prince came and kissed her blonde curl.

A girl with a lovely red hood
was taking a walk in the wood
to visit the granny
who wasn't called Annie.
The wolf thought "Just eat them, I could!"

 

[Antarctican]

(Woooooot! Yeah Corinna! Well done, especially the L'il Red Riding Hood one)

Three pigs built their houses real quick
One of straw, one of wood, one of brick
A wolf blew down two
What could the pigs do?
Rebuild with the walls twice as thick.

 

[blackdoglab]

Here's a dirty version of snow white. you'll want to take a shower after reading. and... it's also for Hertz, who seems to like a bit of discipline now and then



There once were some blokes in a cottage,
who liked to frolic and frottage,
when along came a lass,
the guys gave a pass,
and learned all 'bout torture and bondage...

 

[Antarctican]

(Bwahahahaaaa!!! You even worked one of Hertz's 'pet' words into it!)

Snow White lived with seven short men
Did their cooking and cleaning, and then...
To work they would go
While singing 'hi ho'
And rating the princess a '10'.

 

[jocose]

Little Miss Muffet


Dairy she loved to eat
The spider he took a seat
She turned with a whirl
She screamed like a girl
And beat a hasty retreat

 

[jocose]

Asparagus is great
You know what you just ate
Odorific
and for some terrific
Each time you micturate

 

[Tiberius47]

I'm an addict, I work off my ass
To get my camera some good glass
it's a choice between Tamron
or higher priced Canon
I'll go cheaper, as long as it's fast!

 

[Antarctican]

It's Jocose's birthday today! As he's a lover of limericks, here's one to commemorate his birthday....

There was a young man named jocose
Who drank himself quite comatose
He awoke and got sick
And then read this lim'rick
"Get my meds now, and please up the dose".

 

[Antarctican]

Miss Muffet, through fear of a spider
Knocked her tuffet on end right beside her
She felt such a fool
For losing her stool
But was happy to weigh five pounds lighter

 

[waday]

There once was a photography forum
And because work started to bore ’em
He looked for a new game
To avoid being lame
But then decided to pan for aurum