sick of haiku? Try a limerick

[dgs]

Now Core has these urgings to learn
The art of the limeric, in turn.
On this I'd urge caution
Not always, but often
This skill has potential to burn!

 

[dgs]

The Limeric King, as you know,
Is far and wide known here as Jo.
Though Newbie I be
A battle I see,
I just might give it a go!

<grin>

 

[jocose]

The girl, she wanted to know
what the boy was packing below
pulled down his jeans
which made him scream
for his package began to grow

 

[jocose]

The Limeric King, as you know,
Is far and wide known here as Jo.
Though Newbie I be
A battle I see,
I just might give it a go!

<grin>

It seems that I must defend
my title in this world of pretend
we'll need a judge
who'll handle the drudge
who do you recommend?

 

[dgs]

It seems that I must defend
my title in this world of pretend
we'll need a judge
who'll handle the drudge
who do you recommend?

A battle of wits, I suspect,
Requires no judge be select'
Let's not be pretentious,
But rely on consensus,
I'll settle for mutual respect.

 

[jocose]

Now Deryl had something to prove
so he tried to make a move
Tried to depose
King Jo Cose
but the King continued his groove

 

[GoM]

The emperor's wearing no clothes,
The pavement? Far south of his nose,
As metaphors say,
"Belittle and stay
If you want to end up like Jocose"

But little did little Jo know,
Of what was a-raging below
This smiling facade,
The home of a god
Given nod of the head, but a bro.

---

it's on

 

[GoM]

Jocose has gone away
For several teary days,
I don't mean to whine,
But where has time
Gone when it goes in a haze?

Come back Jo!

 

[jocose]

it indeed's been many a-day
but life's not going my way
my age does show
when i look below
I found a pube that's gray

 

[clarinetJWD]

it indeed's been many a-day
but life's not going my way
my age does show
when i look below
I found a pube that's gray

:lmao:

 

[jocose]

Butchers--a special breed;
they hold to the Butchers' Creed:
"Be discreet
when handling your meat,
and the length of your cut, mislead!"

 

[jocose]

The lord did see it fit
to grant me very few gifts
an eye for pics
and doing limericks
but everything else I'm sh*t

 

[jocose]

Drink at a crazy pace.
Drink as if it's a race.
Then drink some more
just to ensure
the goggles are in place!

 

[jocose]

The boy was so impressed
With the woman in the skimpy dress
For fifty dollars
And a quarter of an hour
She pretended that he was the best

 

[Antarctican]

She claimed to be so unimpressed
By the men who kept ogling her chest
"You pigs" she would say
"It's just dé-coll-e-té
"And besides, they're not real", she confessed