sick of haiku? Try a limerick

[jocose]

The boss is back at work
What reason for this quirk
A month sans boss
is what we have lost
and now I can't even smirk

 

[jocose]

So now we think we know
The boss intends to go
plans to retire
we think her desire
There's none who will feel any woe!

 

[jocose]

The folks are annoying today
I wish they'd all go away
Then I'd enjoy
My present employ
And perhaps I'd even stay

 

[jocose]

There's a new theory in play
That she has come back to stay
To jockey for power's
the thought of the hour
Why won't she go away

 

[jocose]

Jo Cose was a boy on a mission
To get girls into submission
Never to wed
But always to bed
Into every single position

 

[jocose]

The winter’s here full swing
So here’s the perfect thing:
Stay in your bed
With a redded head
And stay warm until the spring

 

[JTHphoto]

It was a rough time I admits
I prefer the girlie bits
But I'm not above
Accepting love
as long as s/he has some tits

:lmao:

I think jocose could be the limerick king,
even though he wants a one night fling,
with someone freaky,
the mysterious he/she,
that may or may not have a ding-a-ling!

 

[mrsid99]

When I was a teenager, (pause for various "ancient" type comments) the crowd of motorcycle yobs I associated with had a favorite hobby of getting really loaded and singing off-colour songs.
The words to these songs were limericks mostly concerning ladies and a few gents from various parts of the world and some special attribute or exercise that they excelled at.
My personal favourite concerned a young lady from Crewe but it's sad that one doesn't hear this talent nowadays.

 

[jocose]

:lmao:

I think jocose could be the limerick king,
even though he wants a one night fling,
with someone freaky,
the mysterious he/she,
that may or may not have a ding-a-ling!

These lims can be a trick
'Specially when taking the mick
I'll poke fun of myself
or anyone else
As long as there's funny schtick

 

[jocose]

There once was a lady from Crewe
And amazing things she'd do
She'd turn a fart
into an art
and blamed it on the brew

 

[JTHphoto]

These lims can be a trick
'Specially when taking the mick
I'll poke fun of myself
or anyone else
As long as there's funny schtick

I most enjoyed reading all your rhyme,
it has helped me to pass the time,
as work is such a bore
that's what TPF is for,
blocking my internet would be a crime.

 

[JTHphoto]

there once was a lady from Crewe
who very much liked to eat the Stew
but began to pout
when she found out
that he was her one and only nephew.

 

[jocose]

There once was a lady from Crewe
Who's bra was really two shoes
They hung so low
On all fours she'd go
And made the nightly news

 

[woodsac]

There once was a lady from Crewe
Who's bra was really two shoes
They hung so low
On all fours she'd go
And made the nightly news

uke:

 

[jocose]

Woodsac was an inked young man
Who had a wonderful plan
To stay up all night
Inundating this site
With pictures he took on his cam

I know this story is old
and sooner should've been told
But it occurred to me
Only recently
That this thread was off its hold