sick of haiku? Try a limerick

[jocose]

You gave us quite a start
When we heard about your heart
So we say-mah
Rafoo-ah shalay-mah*
With love we do impart



*A speedy recovery. My cousin's brother-in-law is in the hospital with some heart problem. My sister sent flowers and wanted a cute card, so I wrote this.

 

[Alexandra]

I don't know about you guys, But I think someone should make this Darins Title

What our man Darin toasts,
Bakes, boils, fries or roasts
Is important to us
And make a whole fuss
Of this we should, to increase our posts.

 

[Alexandra]

You gave us quite a start
When we heard about your heart
So we say-mah
Rafoo-ah shalay-mah*
With love we do impart



*A speedy recovery. My cousin's brother-in-law is in the hospital with some heart problem. My sister sent flowers and wanted a cute card, so I wrote this.

:thumbup: I bet he appreciates. That was an awesome thing to do.

 

[jocose]

"A duel," she said with a grin
For me to lose is a sin
2K's the goal
Will be a mere stroll
What do I get if I win

 

[jocose]

Today is not so great
Mayhaps it’s something I ate
Last night and the beer
And now I fear
Still drunk at half past eight

 

[jocose]

There once was a gent from Manhattan
Who's skills in bed were lackin'
By "going all night,"
He meant sleeping tight
Which sent his wife a-packin'

 

[terri]

I've fallen behind on this thread
When once limericks invaded my head
But ha! Never fear -
For again, I am here :mrgreen:
Even though I am feeling half dead

 

[jocose]

Terri, I'm glad your back
I, too, have felt the slack
This thread, we'll restore
with Limericks galore
Now that our muse has attacked

 

[JTHphoto]

there once was dog with a massive tongue,
out of his little mouth it sometimes sprung,
on the floor it would drag,
behind him it would lag,
I guess we could say he was really well hung!

 

[JTHphoto]

there was a little monkey from washington DC,
he could write limericks better than you and me,
but for one purpose he was meant,
so into a rocket he went,
and they shipped him to the sea of tranquility!

 

[terri]

there once was dog with a massive tongue,
out of his little mouth it sometimes sprung,
on the floor it would drag,
behind him it would lag,
I guess we could say he was really well hung!

I see Odin has inspired a rhyme
As a dog, he’s ahead of his time
His tongue’s always out, so there should be no doubt
I’m always cleaning that pug of mine!

 

[jocose]

I see Odin has inspired a rhyme
As a dog, he’s ahead of his time
His tongue’s always out, so there should be no doubt
I’m always cleaning that pug of mine!

Is there really a need for that?
A tongue that long sounds phat
Why do you clean?
'Cause the things that I've seen...
Odin can lick his own crack

 

[terri]

Is there really a need for that?
A tongue that long sounds phat
Why do you clean?
'Cause the things that I've seen...
Odin can lick his own crack

The problem lies with this dog’s sense of smell
It’s a sense that’s developed too well
Others' crap he will sniff, taking whiff after whiff
And the tongue gets…..ale: I’m sure you can tell!

 

[jocose]

The problem lies with this dog’s sense of smell
It’s a sense that’s developed too well
Others' crap he will sniff, taking whiff after whiff
And the tongue gets…..ale: I’m sure you can tell!

A smart, little dog is he
His mom would surely agree
Licking sh*t
is just brilliant
Odin's a pedigree!

 

[terri]

A smart, little dog is he
His mom would surely agree
Licking sh*t
is just brilliant
Odin's a pedigree!

To the sink he immediately goes
And I wash from his tongue to his nose
Till the brown spots are gone, and it’s pink from then on
He must stay on his leash, I’ve proposed!