sick of haiku? Try a limerick

[jocose]

Louise was a Yorkshire lass
and by her shop I'd pass
No undies she'd wear
when we hugged I swear
I wanted ... no I'm not that crass

 

[jocose]

I'll start at the top of the list
and forgive me if there's any I missed
the girls in life
who've caused such strife
such pain from a little kiss

 

[JTHphoto]

i just wrote a limerick, but found it quite dumb,
just plain stupid, it would have seemed to some,
it wasn't even close,
to the wit of jocose,
and this one took me so long, my brain is numb. :crazy:

 

[jocose]

i just wrote a limerick, but found it quite dumb,
just plain stupid, it would have seemed to some,
it wasn't even close,
to the wit of jocose,
and this one took me so long, my brain is numb. :crazy:

My name is apropos
I'm so humble you know
I'll go head-to-head
With any old Ted
And my lack of wit I'll show

 

[jocose]

This job it doth persist.
My ship, I have surely missed.
Ennui has brought
a morbid thought;
I think I'll slit my wrist...

 

[Ice]

There once was a fellow quite round
Who drove his car up and down town
Gave a girl a shout
Wanted to get out
But was sadly held back by his mound
(composed through much dispute by my girlfriend and I)

 

[mrsid99]

This job it doth persist.
My ship, I have surely missed.
Ennui has brought
a morbid thought;
I think I'll slit my wrist...

Wonderful!
My thoughts completely.....well done sir!

 

[Ice]

I wish to let you know this day
Im the luckiest guy in every way
this girl of mine
her body divine
perhaps no more i should say!

 

[MommyOf4Boys]

I was told to buy some toys
I thought the kind for girls and boys
They really meant a dildo
This I did not know
So now I have four boys

 

[jocose]

I was told to buy some toys
I thought the kind for girls and boys
They really meant a dildo
This I did not know
So now I have four boys

:stun:

Of dildos there is no doubt
I simply know nothing about
But as to my tool
I am no fool
I can make my lady shout

 

[MommyOf4Boys]

:stun:

Of dildos there is no doubt
I simply know nothing about
But as to my tool
I am no fool
I can make my lady shout

I too did not waste my money
But I now keep away from my honey
I keep my legs crossed
and show him who's boss
To make sure there are no more bumps in my tummy

 

[Ice]

mommy and jocose those are hilarious!







Of these I have twenty three.
No more can be given to me.
The doctor said I have them all.
Without worry i'll have a ball!
No baby, I have no STD. :badangel:

 

[jocose]

Of these I have twenty three.
No more can be given to me.
The doctor said I have them all.
Without worry i'll have a ball!
No baby, I have no STD. :badangel:

You have twenty three?
This so confuses me. :scratch:
Of what do you speak?
I must entreat.
And I'm glad your clap-free

 

[jocose]

Jill from the land of Scots
I met on a boat that rocks
I loved that brogue
she surely knowed
Cuz off she knocked my socks

 

[Ice]

A test in calculus I have got!
Prehaps I should smoke some pot!
Then agian i have not more!
Although it would improve my score!
Now a hope of being a doctor i have not!







ps. dont really smoke pot