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  1. photogoddess

    photogoddess TPF Noob!

    Feb 29, 2004
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    The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding
    night and demanded $20 for their first love making encounter. In his
    highly aroused state, he readily agreed. This scenario was repeated
    each time they made love for the next 30 years, him thinking it was
    a cute way for her to buy new clothes, etc.
    Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a
    very drunken state. Over the next few minutes she heard of the
    ravages of financial ruin caused by corporate down sizing
    and its effects on a 50 year old executive.

    Calmly, she handed him a bank book showing deposits and interest
    for 30 years totaling nearly $1 million dollars. Pointing across the
    parking lot, she gestured toward the local bank while handing him
    stock certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars and informing him
    that he was the largest stockholder in the bank. She told him that for
    30 years she had charged him each time they had sex , and this was
    the result of her investments.

    By now he was distraught and beating his head against the side
    of the car. She asked him why the disappointment at such good
    news and he replied, "If I had known what you were doing, I would
    have given you all of my business!"
    (Men have no idea when to keep the mouth shut.)

  2. oriecat

    oriecat work in progress

    Jul 7, 2003
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    Portland OR USA


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