Silence

[photogoddess]

The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding
night and demanded $20 for their first love making encounter. In his
highly aroused state, he readily agreed. This scenario was repeated
each time they made love for the next 30 years, him thinking it was
a cute way for her to buy new clothes, etc.
Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a
very drunken state. Over the next few minutes she heard of the
ravages of financial ruin caused by corporate down sizing
and its effects on a 50 year old executive.

Calmly, she handed him a bank book showing deposits and interest
for 30 years totaling nearly $1 million dollars. Pointing across the
parking lot, she gestured toward the local bank while handing him
stock certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars and informing him
that he was the largest stockholder in the bank. She told him that for
30 years she had charged him each time they had sex , and this was
the result of her investments.

By now he was distraught and beating his head against the side
of the car. She asked him why the disappointment at such good
news and he replied, "If I had known what you were doing, I would
have given you all of my business!"
(Men have no idea when to keep the mouth shut.)

 

[oriecat]

LOL!!