not really, it's a restaurant. good joke/idea though, anyway A photographer is eating in a restaurant. It's slow, so the waiter makes small talk, and asks him what he does. "I'm a photographer. I happen to have my portfolio handy. Would you like to see it?" "Sure!" says the waiter, and he pours over the beautiful work. "Wow! These are GREAT!" the waiter exclaims, "You must have a very expensive camera!" Taken aback a bit, the photographer responds, "Yea, I guess it's okay," and finishes his meal. At the end of the meal, the photographer calls the waiter over and says, "That was an excellent meal! Please tell the cook I thought he must have very expensive pots and pans!"