Special announcement

[MDowdey]

wow, i crashed and burned on my first attempt. :cry:

must need more lessons.

terri, where are you luv?

Not a problem. You just have to pull out the big guns.

Start sending him naked pictures of yourself. That should do the trick.
And a whole bunch of those on-line greeting cards with flowers on them and stuff.

i will kill anyone who sends pictures that does not have ovaries...

md

 

[markc]

Hardcase.

 

[MDowdey]

Hardcase.

your damn right.




md

 

[Osmer_Toby]

Excuse me....? What's that buzzing sound I hear? Did somebody call for the queen?

ahhhhhh too late to save me tho, majesty!

i continue to be buffetted by the winds of rejection...

btw, how the hell did markc get me to flirt with md?
i hate sloppy seconds (no offense intended, manda)
and he's not even the right gender! (sorry md)

 

[MDowdey]

Excuse me....? What's that buzzing sound I hear? Did somebody call for the queen?

ahhhhhh too late to save me tho, majesty!

i continue to be buffetted by the winds of rejection...

btw, how the hell did markc get me to flirt with md?
i hate sloppy seconds (no offense intended, manda)
and he's not even the right gender! (sorry md)

ok first off, i never got sloppy firsts...mark took that distinction away real quick. and after...oh...a year of e-flirting.

secondly...toby, your great and everything, but alas...i need ovaries in my life...


md

 

[Osmer_Toby]

ok first off, i never got sloppy firsts...mark took that distinction away real quick. and after...oh...a year of e-flirting.

sigh. women can be so capricious, can they not?

::asses md a half-empty bottle of jack daniels:::

 

[markc]

btw, how the hell did markc get me to flirt with md?

I don't know, but it's all on tape. :twisted:

 

[MDowdey]

ok first off, i never got sloppy firsts...mark took that distinction away real quick. and after...oh...a year of e-flirting.

::asses md a half-empty bottle of jack daniels:::

HELL YES.


md

 

[Osmer_Toby]

I don't know, but it's all on tape.

ahhhahah, so it's to be a chess game, is it?

cept your last move failed, cause i'm an exhibitionist without peer (or i was, 'til karissa showed up)

 

[markc]

ok first off, i never got sloppy firsts...mark took that distinction away real quick. and after...oh...a year of e-flirting.

I have special program just for you! A twenty tape set, with instruction booklet and flow-chart, all just for $59.99 for the first three tapes! Order now!

 

[MDowdey]

ok first off, i never got sloppy firsts...mark took that distinction away real quick. and after...oh...a year of e-flirting.

I have special program just for you! A twenty tape set, with instruction booklet and flow-chart, all just for $59.99 for the first three tapes! Order now!

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:


md

 

[markc]

I don't know, but it's all on tape.

ahhhahah, so it's to be a chess game, is it?

cept your last move failed, cause i'm an exhibitionist without peer (or i was, 'til karissa showed up)

Aw, the heck with blackmail. Too easy to get busted. I just want the cash from America's Funniest Home Videos.

 

[markc]

ok first off, i never got sloppy firsts...mark took that distinction away real quick. and after...oh...a year of e-flirting.

I have special program just for you! A twenty tape set, with instruction booklet and flow-chart, all just for $59.99 for the first three tapes! Order now!

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:


md

What? Too pushy, you think?
I'll throw in a salad thrower.
Maybe I should have used more explanation points.

 

[Osmer_Toby]

I just want the cash from America's Funniest Home Videos.

you'll never win with that tape. me n md'r way too ugly to be funny.

all you'll do is get the kids so scared they wet their pants, which in turn will piss off the parents who are getting pissed on, the fcc will track you down, prosecute, and send you to a chain gang for community service. you'll get to spend all day shackled to janet jackson, picking up trash on the side of the highway...

 

[Osmer_Toby]

I'll throw in a salad thrower

throw in a flame thrower, and he'll jump at it.