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Mr Smith's shoes :puke-rig:
 
and onion sandwich.
 
*recap*

Without the sun we'd be dead.

But thanks to fictional forum stories we don't live so it doesn't matter which road we take, as long as we, fight for the right to PAAAAAARTAAAY!!!

That's true but, the party will turn red and we know red means communist.

Blue means something and white is as snow is, but yellow snow indicates I couldn't fly a kite because I got kicked in the right ear by a random dog with a large case of scented bleach and a tumor.

Now the badger arrived...with a spare party hat, so he reached inside and found a bloodied leather glove with one finger missing from the usually five.

It soon transpired that the middle finger was destroyed by the deliberate use of uncontrolled knives and forks.

This is unusual but not rare especially where looney tune of monkeys, who by listening closely found that particularly KNIVES could be bent anger caused by The spoons making irritating noises. Someone realise that green sweets contain poison and jelly, that gave severe stomach cramps, therfore Pepto was needed! Alas! No Pepto! But, bismol was close by. now that presnets a small conundrum we'll need to scrape together all our top people ,monkeys and apes, in suits and ties and begin (to) prepare shampoo and conditioner , never forgetting about the trolls that are always sticking their feet where they don't need to be! After the mustard but before the katsup the ants dug looking for their great big yellow blob of mustard. When lo and behold a giant with magic beans advanced the ants. That was a blessing in disguise small elephant rose to the occasion clapping and cheering. Only one of the elephants and two of the Rats decided that the ants needed to learn something about their bedtime!!!!!! , or lack there of. The balloons were red and oozing small, green pruple yellow dinosours... which went "drip"... Meanwhile in the elephant's trunk there was a congregation of belligerent dwarves wondering where their station wagon had gone to. The police car pulled over to the side and revealed an ugly slimey toad underneath a brown furry sodden and dirty bear eyeing up the elephant's trunk. inhabited by dwarves which smelt like Mr Smith's shoes on a cheese and onion sandwich. Then guess what?
 

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