Me being me, I have come up with the ultimate in pointless games: strip snap. It's just what it says on the box. Post a card (for example Queen of Spades). The next player then posts a card. If that card is the same as the preceding card then the first player to declare 'snap' wins the round. All the other players lose and must take off an item of clothing. But if the card is different then play continues until someone plays a matching card and 'snap' is declared. When everyone is naked the winner is the last person wearing socks (on their feet, please. Wearing them anywhere else is cheating). I would go first* but I'm far too busy installing web cams. Economic pressures compel me to request that only girls play. The rest of you can watch and enjoy the game live on my website. Membership $50 per day. No refunds. Rules: 1) HvR makes the rules (up as he goes along, usually). 2) HvR does not have to play - at least, not by the rules. 3) HvR can only play Jokers - if he plays at all. 4) No-one else has any Jokers. 5) HvR always wins. 6) Canadian dollars are not accepted.