That sounds dirty!

jocose · Jan 17, 2006

For some time now I've been trying to put together a list of words that are innocent enough...until you need to say them in front of your parents. I know that we all have different things we will say in front of the 'rents, but I think we all know what I mean...I'm not talking about the "F" word or the "S" word, or even the dreaded "N" and "C" words. No, I'm talking about the ones that are NOT dirty, but just sounds dirty.

Here's my opening contributions:

Dick (for Richard)
rectify
***** (as in female dog)
bastard (as in illegitimate child)
chicken breast

What else?

terri · Jan 17, 2006

Private dick.

That's a term that just needs to die! :lol:

Hertz van Rental · Jan 17, 2006

Wang (as in the computer)
Shag (as in rough cut pipe tobacco)
Thrust (as in jet engine)
Hump (as in bridge)
Frigate (as in sailing ship)
Bang, pork, poke, prod, ram... and so on.

KevinR · Jan 17, 2006

How about standing in front of a classroom talking about penetration on the butt weld. Or different rods will give you better penetration.

jocose · Jan 17, 2006

Snatch (the movie)
horny toads

and let's not forget great sentences like these:

"He really knows how to handle his balls" (when talking about a basketball player)

"She's all wet" (when she's been playing in the rain)

"That's a lot to put in your mouth" (when you're admonishing your piggie friend)

"What a great rack" (when complimenting your friend's billiard setup)

aprilraven · Jan 17, 2006

Hertz van Rental said:
Wang (as in the computer)
Shag (as in rough cut pipe tobacco)
Thrust (as in jet engine)
Hump (as in bridge)
Frigate (as in sailing ship)
Bang, pork, poke, prod, ram... and so on.

you have a list???? oh my gosh.....

ok..basketball: he can really take it to the hole....

oh, and a personal one... i can not say the word.. bra.
i spell it every time...b.r.a. its just less embarrassing...

dont ask... i can cuss you out in a heart beat... and make you crawl on your knees in forgiveness...but never can i say...b.r.a. :er:

Verbal · Jan 17, 2006

aprilraven said:
you have a list???? oh my gosh.....

ok..basketball: he can really take it to the hole....

oh, and a personal one... i can not say the word.. bra.
i spell it every time...b.r.a. its just less embarrassing...

dont ask... i can cuss you out in a heart beat... and make you crawl on your knees in forgiveness...but never can i say...b.r.a. :er:

Um...that's just weird. Even I can say bra.

Then again I turn beat red everytime I walk past Victoria's Secret in the mall...haha

aprilraven · Jan 17, 2006

Verbal said:
Um...that's just weird. Even I can say bra.

Then again I turn beat red everytime I walk past Victoria's Secret in the mall...haha

funny... i tend to turn green.... left turn left...:lmao:

jocose · Jan 17, 2006

aprilraven said:
you have a list???? oh my gosh.....

ok..basketball: he can really take it to the hole....

oh, and a personal one... i can not say the word.. bra.
i spell it every time...b.r.a. its just less embarrassing...

dont ask... i can cuss you out in a heart beat... and make you crawl on your knees in forgiveness...but never can i say...b.r.a. :er:

I'm the same way with panty, panties, and pantyhose...I hate the words. But I think that it has more to do with my distaste for the letter N, but that's a separate thread...this is the Not Dirty Word Thread...let's try to stay on topic kids.

Bung (as in the hole in a cask)
hoe (as in the garden tool)
scat (as in Ella)
cock (as in rooster)

aprilraven · Jan 17, 2006

yes, cock is so embarrassing.....

i hate that word.

Verbal · Jan 17, 2006

Ha, funny story... Mom was picking me up from class awhile back and I was on my cell phone with a girl friend of mine... she had helped me the night before with my homework and it totally saved my butt in class that day, so as I was hanging I said "And thanks again for last night!" Mom slammed on the breaks so hard, it was hilarious! :biglaugh: