The Amazing All-About-Jo Cose Thread

[darin3200]

and don't you dare making an "all about Darin" thingy too.
we already know that "Bread is what Darin toasts"
...but, hmmm, maybe other interesting details about yourself???

*subtly hijacking Jocose's thread*

I'm confused about the bread, please explain at length

 

[Alexandra]

your unforgettable limmerick in the limmerick thread...
http://www.thephotoforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=35689&highlight=sick+haiku

 

[darin3200]

your unforgettable limmerick in the limmerick thread...
http://www.thephotoforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=35689&highlight=sick+haiku

Ah, you mean jocose's poetic spamming thread. Actually I had totally forgotten about that.

 

[Alexandra]

hmyeah. even if i totally beat him at posting, Jocose will always stay the king of spam.
:hail:

 

[darin3200]

Really?

 

[Alexandra]

or maybe not. but i'll definately be the queen.
...unless, of course you or jocose get a sex change. then i'll be glad to leave you the trone.

 

[jocose]

How come there aren't as many ??? as I thought there was gonna be with people giving you sh*t?

Because a) people haven't happened upon this thread yet or b) they like me :mrgreen:

 

[jocose]

Being a monkey, do you like to monkey around? Are bananas your favorite food?

Yes and yes

 

[jocose]

Have you taken your Christmas tree down yet? Or are you going to keep it up a little longer?

Being Jewish, I have no Christmas tree.

 

[jocose]

Keep it up where?

See response to ferny

 

[jocose]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?



ha ha i had to edit because it's just as hard to type as it is to say... :lmao:

3.48 cords

 

[jocose]

How much spam would a spamming spammer spam if a spamming spammer could spam spam? :crazy:

Where ya at JC, we got questions?!
(and I'm bored)

3.48 tins

Sorry, I had to an appointment it 2 pints of Guinness and a cheeseburger.

(BTW, I like the JC--makes me feel like a god :lmao: )

 

[jocose]

hey, you could've PMed me to at least warn me you're doing this... cheater.

well. I shall play the game.
1. Does god exist?

It was Corry's idea...blame her

I believe it was Descarte who said that you should believe in God because if he does exist then you are set, but if he doesn't the worst that has happened is that you have lived a good life.

But I believe that the ultimate answer is still 3.48 theologians

 

[jocose]

where's Charlie?

North Viet Nam

 

[jocose]

who killed Captain bruce?

Stewart McFreeden