The Amazing All-About-Jo Cose Thread

jocose · Jan 5, 2006

clarinetJWD said:
What is spam, anyways?

Spam can be a rather nasty combination of leftover pieces of meat that at the end of the day is stuffed into a can and sold in your local grocery store.

Spam can also be junk email (or in Forum cases useless posts--unlike this one)

Spam can also be the major word used in an old monty python skit

jocose · Jan 5, 2006

clarinetJWD said:
Is this spam?

no. Please see my response to Terri: http://www.thephotoforum.com/forum/showpost.php?p=375142&postcount=14

jocose · Jan 5, 2006

terri said:
Yes. :meh:

This is not technically a question, but I will respond anyway. :mrgreen:

jocose · Jan 5, 2006

PlasticSpanner said:
What job would you actually like to do?

Porn star!

clarinetJWD · Jan 5, 2006

jocose said:
Spam can also be the major word used in an old monty python skit

Spam, spam, spam, spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam
Lovely spam, wonderful spam!!!

jocose · Jan 5, 2006

clarinetJWD said:
Spam, spam, spam, spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam
Lovely spam, wonderful spam!!!

So, do you have a question young man?

woodsac · Jan 5, 2006

jocose said:
Porn star!

Do they use spam too?

jocose · Jan 5, 2006

woodsac said:
Do they use spam too?

No,no, silly, they use fluffers

woodsac · Jan 5, 2006

jocose said:
No,no, silly, they use fluffers

You've done your homework :thumbup:

Why do they call them fluffers...not stiffeners?

jocose · Jan 5, 2006

woodsac said:
You've done your homework :thumbup:

Why do they call them fluffers...not stiffeners?

Well, that's a very good question.

Fluffer comes from Old Englsih SLEFFN, to shore up or to reinforce. It was brought into Middle English as fliffen, to increase, as in to increase a wall by bringing more rocks to reinforce the existing wall. The first written account is with The Ribald Tales of Canterbury from the 16th century: "Whith a wiefe's face lik thyn, youst shalt needs a fluffer to fullfil thyn conjagal duties."

PlasticSpanner · Jan 5, 2006

jocose said:
Porn star!

Male or female?

jocose · Jan 5, 2006

PlasticSpanner said:
Male or female?

male...less screaming involved.

photogoddess · Jan 5, 2006

Have you always been such a post whore or is this a new vocation for you?

jocose · Jan 5, 2006

photogoddess said:
Have you always been such a post whore or is this a new vocation for you?

Actually it's a new thing. I remember back in the day when I got 500 and I was so proud of myself. I never really thought of myself as a Forum-type, but y'all opened yer arms and welcomed me so much that now I think I'm here for a good while.

So, yea, it's a new vocation, and I'm loving it (just like McDonald's says).

PlasticSpanner · Jan 5, 2006

jocose said:
Actually it's a new thing. I remember back in the day when I got 500 and I was so proud of myself. I never really thought of myself as a Forum-type, but y'all opened yer arms and welcomed me so much that now I think I'm here for a good while.

So, yea, it's a new vocation, and I'm loving it (just like McDonald's says).

How long ago was that?