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I never close the bathroom door (there's no other people in the apartment, why should I bother?) and my cats will sometimes wander in but just to sort of check where I am and then they go away. However, if Buzz is over, for example, and I have the door closed, that's when they HAVE to get in and they bat their little furry paws under the door to try to open it. Nothing pisses off a cat like a closed door ;)

Otherwise, the only time they reliably want to be in the bathroom with me is when I am either getting ready for work or getting ready for bed. In the morning, Zelda loves "helping" me with my make-up, and she always wants to drink from the faucet in the morning. At night, Mrs. Parker always sits on the toilet to watch or jumps up onto the shower door, and Zelda either jumps onto my shoulders when I'm washing my face, or asks for another drink at the faucet.
 
I never close the bathroom door (there's no other people in the apartment, why should I bother?) and my cats will sometimes wander in but just to sort of check where I am and then they go away. However, if Buzz is over, for example, and I have the door closed, that's when they HAVE to get in and they bat their little furry paws under the door to try to open it. Nothing pisses off a cat like a closed door ;)

Otherwise, the only time they reliably want to be in the bathroom with me is when I am either getting ready for work or getting ready for bed. In the morning, Zelda loves "helping" me with my make-up, and she always wants to drink from the faucet in the morning. At night, Mrs. Parker always sits on the toilet to watch or jumps up onto the shower door, and Zelda either jumps onto my shoulders when I'm washing my face, or asks for another drink at the faucet.
Our cat Hickok will occasionally check out what's going on if he's up and about. He will just come in, walk up against your legs and he's done. Back to his important business. Unless hes dragging his string (long piece of cordage). Then he want to play.
 
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The exception being JC, I can't imagine any of God's creatures that wouldn't be offended with his odorous attacks.

That's bad, really funny, but bad! LOL

Years ago I had the unfortunate experience of meeting an extremely crude fellow that had worked for the same company I was employed by at the time. Normally I avoided him like the plague but unfortunately he stepped in right behind me on the express elevator to the top floor of the Peachtree in Atlanta. The elevator was packed like sardines in a can, as he stepped in right in front of me. Just as the doors were about to close he let rip with a loud and odoriferous concoction that could peel wallpaper, turned to me and said in a loud voice "HOW CRUDE SIR", and stepped off just as the doors closed. I had to ride all the way to the top denying it profusely while gagging like every one else.
 
In a jockular and juvenile environment ... that would be funny.

(Therefore ... Gary appreciates the story and is smiling.)
 
Happy cooking and eating Hosers!
 
The exception being JC, I can't imagine any of God's creatures that wouldn't be offended with his odorous attacks.

That's bad, really funny, but bad! LOL

Years ago I had the unfortunate experience of meeting an extremely crude fellow that had worked for the same company I was employed by at the time. Normally I avoided him like the plague but unfortunately he stepped in right behind me on the express elevator to the top floor of the Peachtree in Atlanta. The elevator was packed like sardines in a can, as he stepped in right in front of me. Just as the doors were about to close he let rip with a loud and odoriferous concoction that could peel wallpaper, turned to me and said in a loud voice "HOW CRUDE SIR", and stepped off just as the doors closed. I had to ride all the way to the top denying it profusely while gagging like every one else.
Dave felt compelled to giggle uncontrollably at this. It is an old game.

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By the way Dave had 3.5 hours.
Daves back is not in its best form.
Waiting for better living through chemistry to kick in. Must go out later to get check and do a bit of shopping for my Sister.

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It’s Lenny, the chocolate moose!
 
Lenny?? why is a moose named Lenny...?

I realized you'd been to the LL Bean store not just the catalog. So besides polar bear cookies they have choco-mooses?

Boy is it quiet with school out and apparently nobody has gone to work or left their house most of the day. I'm ready for a nap.
 

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