I am only 56 and last week I went to the shop for some sugar, but came back with milk.. lol
My favorite joke on the sugar/milk theme . . .
Two men are sitting in the living room after dinner while their wives are preparing drinks in the kitchen.
Joe says, " We ate in a great Spanish restaurant last night."
Bill: "What was the name of it?"
Joe: " I don't remember. Wait, what the name of that flower with the nice smell and thorns?"
Bill: "Rose?"
Joe: " Yeah, that's it." Then he yells toward the kitchen, "Rose! What was the name of that restaurant we ate at last night?"