The Coffee House

[SquarePeg]

I have a friend who posts this on FaceBook every Friday. It's stupid but always makes me smile because it's so her.

 

[jcdeboever]

 

[robbins.photo]

What scares me is I think their serious....

20160903_0049 by Todd Robbins, on Flickr

 

[robbins.photo]

Dude.. dude.. come here.. you have to see this. Hitman Monkey. Now that's Funny!!!

20160903_0018 by Todd Robbins, on Flickr

 

[vintagesnaps]

I could take a nap... darn surveyors were back, roaming around and talking rather loudly on their phones/walkie talkies/bullhorns - 'to the left, over by the curb...'. Don't they know I'm one of the now no longer working - and I DIDN'T HAVE TO GET UP yet! lol Glad to have cool nights so the windows are open in the morning, I always wanted to know how to survey lots for the neighbor's fence building project.

 

[SquarePeg]

I've been on lock down all morning. State police chopper hovering over my neighborhood looking for an "armed and dangerous" person who was last seen at the small plaza just up the road. I saw at least 10 cruisers and there were several police and news choppers from about 8am through about half hour ago. Just saw on our community FB page that the search has moved to a different part of town and choppers are no longer right above me. Neighbor heard he took off when police tried to arrest him for rape and domestic assault. Sitting here with all my windows locked and a can of wasp spray at the ready.

 

[Designer]

.. a can of wasp spray at the ready.

?

The perp is a wasp?

Oh, I get it; W.A.S.P.

It makes sense now.

 

[minicoop1985]

Hey everyone. I got hired by that national chain. We'll see how that goes. It's commission based, but hopefully I can turn out a good average.

 

[SquarePeg]

wasp spray is supposedly more effective than pepper spray which usually gets the sprayer as much as the sprayee

 

[vintagesnaps]

Glad you got it Michael.

Good grief Sharon, at least good for you that the search has moved out of your neighborhood. I take it the wasp spray was anything handy to spray in someone's face in case of a home invasion. That ought to do the job! but hopefully you won't need it. Hope they catch him soon.

 

[vintagesnaps]

Oh nm... should've deleted what I just typed!

Was wondering if it was on the national news but since I flipped it on it's just mens sport coats are on sale, and cars... and I don't know if the news is ever going to come back on. How about some nasal spray? For allergy relief and/or keeping out burglars and other assorted riff raff.

Oh well guess your news isn't big enough so far anyway. Hope it's over for your area soon, guess you never know if he might head back. Did you see the semi on the run the other day?? guy who stole it did a U turn and went back, at least he pulled over finally and gave himself up. Didn't want to go back to jail, maybe he should have thought about that when he stole the truck.

 

[robbins.photo]

wasp spray is supposedly more effective than pepper spray which usually gets the sprayer as much as the sprayee

Put a lighter in front of it and the effectiveness factor goes way, way up. So does the resultant smell, granted... but still...

 

[robbins.photo]

Hey everyone. I got hired by that national chain. We'll see how that goes. It's commission based, but hopefully I can turn out a good average.

Congrats Coop. Keeping my fingers crossed for you.

 

[Gary A.]

Buenas Dias Coffee Hosers. Gary is recovering from a very long day.

I've been on lock down all morning. State police chopper hovering over my neighborhood looking for an "armed and dangerous" person who was last seen at the small plaza just up the road. I saw at least 10 cruisers and there were several police and news choppers from about 8am through about half hour ago. Just saw on our community FB page that the search has moved to a different part of town and choppers are no longer right above me. Neighbor heard he took off when police tried to arrest him for rape and domestic assault. Sitting here with all my windows locked and a can of wasp spray at the ready.

WASP spray ... White-Anglo-Saxon-Portestant spray ... Gary wants a can of that, he is surround, neck deep in WASP's.

(Ps- disclaimer, Gary posted this prior to reading Designer's post. Lol)

 

[Gary A.]

Gary is home early, watching CNN, sipping an Angry Orchard and eating a Costco Fig bar, the Sun is low, it has been a nice warm day, the back is verdant and blooming ... Life is good.