The 'Hertz van Rental spams his way to 10,000' thread.

You've been warned.

 

Just what this place needs. More of you!

 

Thank you, Avis. Nice of you to say so.

 

It was meant to be an insult

 

Well it was a cr*p attempt. You're losing your grip.

 

Only because you prised my fingers away from your throat.

 

I have this little weakness for breathing.

 

If you let me it's a weakness I can cure.

 

You're being a little homicidal to-day.

 

You always did manage to bring out my finer qualities.

 

You have some finer qualities?
I am surprised.

 

Don't you think it's time you threw this thread open to the proles? I think it's a time honoured tradition here that you get your post count up by letting everyone ask you questions and answering them wittily. You can at least do the first half.