The 'Hertz van Rental spams his way to 10,000' thread.

[Hertz van Rental]

You've been warned.

 

[Avis]

Just what this place needs. More of you!

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Thank you, Avis. Nice of you to say so.

 

[Avis]

It was meant to be an insult

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Well it was a cr*p attempt. You're losing your grip.

 

[Avis]

Only because you prised my fingers away from your throat.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I have this little weakness for breathing.

 

[Avis]

If you let me it's a weakness I can cure.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

You're being a little homicidal to-day.

 

[Avis]

You always did manage to bring out my finer qualities.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

You have some finer qualities?
I am surprised.

 

[Avis]

Don't you think it's time you threw this thread open to the proles? I think it's a time honoured tradition here that you get your post count up by letting everyone ask you questions and answering them wittily. You can at least do the first half.

 

[Corry]

Yep, that's spam alright.

I think it's time for Corry to go take a nap, and make bets on how long this thread will be by the time she wakes up.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

My middle name, Oh 18,000 post Corry. Hertz spam Rental


(PS about six more posts I think.

But later. I hear strawberries and cream calling me seductively)

 

[Chris of Arabia]

I heard of you being called a few things, but "seductively"?