The INNUENDO thread! :)

[Hertz van Rental]

I love your sig Hertz :thumbsup:

There are some stimulating places on Earth tho ....
At least , I know theres always thought-provoking fun to be had DownUnder

It's nice to see you being so open with me, Lumi, but I shall try not to let things get out of hand :mrgreen:

 

[Luminosity]

Oh I imagine you would be in control of your hand at all times Hertz , no worries

Submissive hands unite !

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Oh I imagine you would be in control of your hand at all times Hertz , no worries

Submissive hands unite !

All hands to the pumps, surely?

 

[ferny]

Oh I imagine you would be in control of your hand at all times Hertz , no worries

And a good job that is to!

 

[triggerhappy]

There's nothing like a good job to send me off to sleep.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Oh I imagine you would be in control of your hand at all times Hertz , no worries

And a good job that is to!

Not always in control of my mouth though - and my tongue is always getting me into a hole. Have to try and lick this problem but I can't do it on my own....

 

[ferny]

I'm not helping you. I did that once and got myself into a sticky situation.

 

[jadin]

You'll finger it out sooner or later.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Probably - but one slip and I'm in the s***!

 

[Artemis]

Probably - but one slip and I'm in the s***!

Filthy....Filthy...

 

[Hertz van Rental]

What on earth made you dig this thread out, Arty? It hasn't taken you this long to think of a reply, surely

 

[Artemis]

I wanted to think of the best reply...thats all...

 

[ferny]

Well, took you a while but you came good.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I thought he was just telling us about the state of his mind....

Or possibly his bed.

 

[Artemis]

I always come out well