I'm not sure what ****s means. It might mean 'cooks' but we all know aliens taste awful (what do you think McDonald's put in their burgers?)
Could it be 'slaps'?
Who cares?
TPBM is the anti-Christ and will destroy the world by means of their next post.
umm...I need to be intelligent...I...Uh....eh...F..a..l...s..e..
So...if your the opposite of anti christ, you save the world by means of deleting a post?