Okay, I admit it--it's a children's song.
And while I'm at it, I'll admit something worse: I am an empty nester, my "kids" are now 21 and 23...and I still watch our old VeggieTales movies, especially the "Silly Songs with Larry." Because they are silly, and hilarious.
Greetings all, hello Welcome to my show I'm sure you'll have fun Watching me juggle 8 balls at one time I'm no ****ing mime I play practical jokes This squirting flower That wasn't flour That blew up your nose It's my special blend Of Ex, Coke and K You should be okay In several hours
He's got oversized shoes, and ill fitting clothes That is real blood dripping from his fake red nose
I'm Cokie the Clown I will trip you down Those 12 giant steps I brought you all presents Against good judgment But being a good host You all have been dosed The kettle corns been laced The fudge has been lined You're having a great time But you might not recall From rohypnol In the lemonade Cokie homemade
He's the happiest clown with the biggest frown He's Cokie the Clown