The Twelve Days of Christmas...

[PatrickHMS]

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love said to me ©


“Take out the garbage,
Clean up the basement,
Go get a haircut,
Then get the oil changed,
Throw out that old shirt,
Pick up your office,
Go by the cleaners,
Then, wash both cars,

Spend more time at home,
Don’t complain,
You are getting fat,
Not tonight! Dear, I have a head ache!”

 

[PatrickHMS]

I used to think that the 12 days of Christmas were the 12 days leading up to Christmas, with Christmas being the 12th day.

After Googling, seems it is more correctly the 12 days after Christmas beginning with the 26th, so if that is the case, we are three days into it.