I checked off 8 of the 14 things, lol. Didn't really narrow it down much. And that was trying to keep it to just THE most important things.
But I'd also point out: The items I selected were only those aspects that are CURRENTLY most important to me, the ones I'd use right now, today, to choose a new camera (and since I *did* buy one recently, the ones I considered most heavily at the time a few months ago). But that's all related to how and what I shoot, right now.
In a year, two years, five years--whenever I'm ready for another camera--I honestly can't say my "most important" criteria will remain the same. For instance, right now, size and weight doesn't bother me much. Even though I'm "just a girl" I heft my D800 with the Sigma 150-500 lens attached and carry it for hours at a time. But I'm not gonna be able to do that forever--there may come a day when it becomes far more important to have something lighter and smaller.