this forum needs more female strippers

[ferny]

As part of my community service for pointless innuendo and annoying posts I've had to decorate the forum. The punishment is now finished but I didn't get very far and don't like to leave things unfinished. I've roped in a couple of the guys but it's taking ages. A yet-to-be-passed EU law states we need to have an almost equal measure of male and females doing a task. So come on girls, help me get it off. This old paper just won't budge.

 

[Alex_B]

i cannot totally oppose the idea that we need equal rights here.

Would a stripping pot-bellied pig help also?

 

[ferny]

You can eat the scrapping. It'll make cleaning up far easier.

 

[Alex_B]

but that is not really equal rights, is it?

Also pigs have some rights...

 

[ferny]

Complaining isn't getting the floor clean, is it.

 

[cameramike]

does anyone really WANT to see a pot belly pig stripping?

 

[Alex_B]

pah, you all don't know what is really good for you ...

 

[lostprophet]

so where are they then?

 

[Alex_B]

so where are they then?

Aren't you satisfied with ferny and a pot-bellied pig stripping?

 

[lostprophet]

Aren't you satisfied with ferny and a pot-bellied pig stripping?

ok this has to stop now! thats 3 times today I've spat drink over my keyboard

 

[Alex_B]

ok this has to stop now! thats 3 times today I've spat drink over my keyboard

you should try my Laptop which has drain holes for liquids being spilled over it

 

[lostprophet]

4 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lisa B]

I am concerned by this thread.

All i have to offer is a paint stripper.

 

[Alex_B]

but it really has drain holes ... and I think you should get one!

 

[Alex_B]

I am concerned by this thread.

All i have to offer is a paint stripper.

we are all concerned! That is why we keep it alive :mrgreen:

paint stripper? hmmm .. not quite what we need. unless you paint yourself first