this is mildly humourous

[vonnagy]

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=628608

SAN DIEGO Mar 31, 2005 — The hunt is on for a turd burglar. Police in San Diego are searching for a gunman who swiped a bag of poop from a woman out walking her dog...

 

[snowboard100dps]

huh? why would anyone still a bag full of crap?

 

[Corry]

Aw....they need to catch that guy and put him in jail for attempting to murder the dog!!! That AWFUL AWFUL PERSON!! Woulda been funny if he got the poop on him.