Well I've been a, for want of a better word, member of this establishment for a year now. Despite my finest efforts I have failed to raise the intellectual level of the conversation in here out of the mundane and into the pedestrian. Sometimes I wish I had made it to the other desert island. At least they have coconuts there. Talking of coconuts, aparently there is one on the dark side of the moon. No-one knows how it got there, what it's purpose is or even where it is exactly. But I have it on good authority that it is there. NASA may try to deny it but WE KNOW THE TRUTH. Perhaps it was put there by a tribe of wise and ancient monkeys who used their advanced monkey science to travel to the corners of the Universe*. I can hear your universal scoffing. Monkeys? Pshaw! Orangutan possibly. But monkeys? Never. However the evidence is too strong. I have often visited ancient ruins and found them littered with banana skins - a typical monkey slip up. Although I must admit leaving banana skins lying around doesn't seem very wise. Inscrutable and unfathomable are the ways of the monkey. Coconuts are a different kettle of fish. Why? Discuss. *The universe is actualy cuboidal - maybe even square in a three-dimensional way. A little known fact supressed by spherical suprematists.