Time for a serious subject...

[Jaszek]

how about we talk about clowns?

 

[lostprophet]

why are clowns the must unfunny things on the planet?

 

[MikeBcos]

how about we talk about clowns?

Oh great! You turn a nice cuddly thread into a scary one!

 

[bjorkfiend]

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[MikeBcos]

Because clowning around comes natural to overweight men in their mid-40s with drinking problems?

Crap - you've seen me?

 

[Jaszek]

haha. If only you joined a little earlier into this forum when we had the "clown" affair, when half the people were scared to look at other's avatars lol.

 

[kundalini]

I'm afraid this Off Topic thread doesn't hold my interest.

Halftime is almost over....... going back to watch the ACC Tourney........


BTW, [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlkdtS8OFlA"]something funny [/ame]usually works.................

 

[kundalini]

A ham sandwhich walks into a pub and asks the barkeep for a pint of lager.

The bartender gives him a good once-over and says "Sorry, we don't serve food here".

 

[MikeBcos]

A ham sandwhich walks into a pub and asks the barkeep for a pint of lager.

The bartender gives him a good once-over and says "Sorry, we don't serve food here".

I thought you said this thread doesn't hold interest for you? :mrgreen:

 

[kundalini]

I thought you said this thread doesn't hold interest for you? :mrgreen:

What can I say..... I'm a team player and giving that extra effort.






Has nothing to do with a break in the action and heading to the freezer for another shot in any manner of speaking......... :mrgreen:

 

[bjorkfiend]

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[Jaszek]

A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" "No."
A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.
"I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly.
"That's not my dog."

 

[MikeBcos]

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual."

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

12. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

13. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

14. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!".

15. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

16. A group of ches s enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

17. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

18. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his od d diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ..(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)..... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. - ouch!

19. And finally, there was the person who sent nineteen different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did. Oh...man!

 

[mrodgers]

A young guy from Louisiana moves to Florida and goes to a big
"everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.

The Sales Manager says, " Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Louisiana ."

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job.

"You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down.

The boss says, "You had just one customer? Our sales people
average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?"

The kid says "$101,237.65".


The boss says "$101,237.65!!! What the
heck did you sell?"

The kid says, "Well, first, I sold him some small fish hooks. Then I sold him some medium fishhooks. Then I sold him
some larger fishhooks. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said
down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat,
so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a
twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his
Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the
automotive department and sold him that loaded 4x4 Expedition."


The boss said incredulously, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook....and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK!!!"


The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife", and I said, "Dude, your weekend's shot - you should go fishing..."

 

[bjorkfiend]

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