Toddler Property Laws

[Corry]

...found this on another forum, and thought I'd share, cuz it's cute.

TODDLER PROPERTY LAWS

1. If I like it,it's mine.
2. If it's in my hands, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a week ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear be yours in any way.
6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
8. If I think it's mine, it's mine.
9. If it's near me, it's mine.
10. If it's broccoli, it's yours.

 

[Big Mike]

Cute, I learned a new one from my niece and nephew yesterday.

11. If it's on my big brother's plate, it's mine.