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TPF Christmas Party!!!!

I've never been to a Christmas party before!

Can I come? ;)
Of course you can. It wouldn't be a real party without you!
 
 
It's pronounced "hurr".
 
I'll bring the jello, baby oil, and cotton balls.
I am so totally there now! More than I was before even. Although I don't know about the cotton balls. :D

Has anyone seen my bottle of Crown? I swear I bought two. :(
 
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I have the feeling I'm going to learn something new today.
 
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I have the feeling I'm going to learn something new today.
If you drilled a tunnel straight through the Earth and jumped in, it would take you exactly 42 minutes and 12 seconds to get to the other side.
 
You got me into the holiday spirit!
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LOL
I love candy canes!
 
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I love candy canes!

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I have the feeling I'm going to learn something new today.
If you drilled a tunnel straight through the Earth and jumped in, it would take you exactly 42 minutes and 12 seconds to get to the other side.
But my cotton balls would burn up when I hit the magma.

Runnah and I have the same outfit.
 
I have the feeling I'm going to learn something new today.
If you drilled a tunnel straight through the Earth and jumped in, it would take you exactly 42 minutes and 12 seconds to get to the other side.

Of course, given than the core temperature is about 6,000 degrees C (10,800 degrees F), any human body will be vaporized by the heat from the magma even before getting to the center. But... that's a trivial detail given that we have the technology to bore through the earth's core.

In other news, microbial life has been found in boreholes that are 5 km deep. Estimates of biomass found underground exceeds the biomass on the surface about 2-3 times. So "it came from the deep" may not be science fiction. Walk softly lest you awake the beasts below.
 
Of course, given than the core temperature is about 6,000 degrees C (10,800 degrees F), any human body will be vaporized by the heat from the magma even before getting to the center. But... that's a trivial detail given that we have the technology to bore through the earth's core.

Wrong! The mole people would crown you their king and you'd lead a rebellion against the surface dwellers.
 
Of course, given than the core temperature is about 6,000 degrees C (10,800 degrees F), any human body will be vaporized by the heat from the magma even before getting to the center. But... that's a trivial detail given that we have the technology to bore through the earth's core...........


Not to mention traveling at mach 3.
 

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