TPF Soap Opera
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Sorry, I had to do the office ***** work and post the whole story, I was getting a little confused.
Chase just sat there in shock. He knew MD was keeping some kind of secret, but had no idea it was a secret of this calibur. Who would have thought that MD was unable to distinguish between marital aides and dog toys. Chase looked with great concern as he saw the beloved family dog whimper with its tail between its legs into the living room carrying a large Albanian shepherd (the dog was unfeasibly strong for its size) which had been living under the dining table. He must have been living off of the scraps dropped on the floor for the dog for years judging by his size and the dogs skinny bones. He wasn't sure how he could have got there but suspected he may have crept in that night that he updated the phpBB to version 3.0.6. He had originally thought the noises were eminating from the decrepid Dell server in the corner. The funny thing is that when he checked the surveilance camera video archive he saw one of those train cams where two attractive women got onboard. One of them sat down next to me, the other sat across, facing me, in the opposite bench seat. The women opposite me was a curly, black-haired beauty with sharp features. I couldnt take my eyes off her. Worried about being rude, I focused on the screen of my notebook, continuing my critique of DigitalMatt's recent post, taking only an occasional glance her way. The conductor came over for our tickets when the woman across from JonMikal leaned over to see what he was reading on the computer. Stunned by the quality of work on the site she had to ask him how she could become a member. JonMikal replied I got your member! Right here!" and immediately regretted it. He took his slap in the face with great dignity, however. In a lame attempt to win her back, he cleared his throat, smiled wanely and said Wait! What I meant to say was you can use my computer to become a member right now! All we need is an email address, username, and a nude self portrait..." *SMACK* "Wait! What I meant to say is we're a pornography group..*SMACK* The woman is disgusted by this time and abruptly turns and storms away, shocked at this mans blunt perv-ness. "I MEANT PHOTOGRAPHY!" Jonmikal yelled after her. He closed up his notebook, got up, and left town mumbling, "damn, i've only been living in this town for 10 minutes and i've been slapped 15 times"! but then, he thought, "i'm not a quitter",and returned to the his seat at the T&A bar, where he ran into DigitalMatt, Nytmair and Cruzin hovering over Aubrey who'd been in a very foul mood for the past week or so. She seemed very tense and uneasy about the other people's noisy presence and wanted to have just one moment of solitude, when her long lost cousin Luckydog from OzTPF swaggered into the bar. Aubrey was stunned! "What the heck are you doing here!" she yelled in delight as she led him to the bar for a drink. "Why i'm here to bring you back into reality Aubrey cause you know your "Aubrey" - Hobbes28, you're not a female and crossdressing isn't your style. What the heck is Alison doing to you; driving you over the edge?" Just then then Littleman noticed MD in the corner laughing. "what's up MD? MD responded, "I just figured out what T&A means and thought that Aubrey looks really good in that dress and the matching purse is a really nice touch. Suddenly Photogoddess and Chase burst into the room and Chase yelled Artemis is getting away with tooo much! Just yesturday he set my car on fire, and five minuits ago he painted over Photogoddess' windows...he needs to be stopped...and my plan is to...well, I'm not gonna tell you my plan! That would ruin it", he said. So Chase went and fetched Ferny and they went off to find some rope, thumbtacks, and other assorted materials to carry out Artemis's punishement. Meanwhile, Arty decides that if he's gonna get punished, he'd better get all his mischeif out now. He spots Chase's wife and pinned her ears to the wall with darts. Chase heard the comotion and grabbed Arty's
Chase just sat there in shock. He knew MD was keeping some kind of secret, but had no idea it was a secret of this calibur. Who would have thought that MD was unable to distinguish between marital aides and dog toys. Chase looked with great concern as he saw the beloved family dog whimper with its tail between its legs into the living room carrying a large Albanian shepherd (the dog was unfeasibly strong for its size) which had been living under the dining table. He must have been living off of the scraps dropped on the floor for the dog for years judging by his size and the dogs skinny bones. He wasn't sure how he could have got there but suspected he may have crept in that night that he updated the phpBB to version 3.0.6. He had originally thought the noises were eminating from the decrepid Dell server in the corner. The funny thing is that when he checked the surveilance camera video archive he saw one of those train cams where two attractive women got onboard. One of them sat down next to me, the other sat across, facing me, in the opposite bench seat. The women opposite me was a curly, black-haired beauty with sharp features. I couldnt take my eyes off her. Worried about being rude, I focused on the screen of my notebook, continuing my critique of DigitalMatt's recent post, taking only an occasional glance her way. The conductor came over for our tickets when the woman across from JonMikal leaned over to see what he was reading on the computer. Stunned by the quality of work on the site she had to ask him how she could become a member. JonMikal replied I got your member! Right here!" and immediately regretted it. He took his slap in the face with great dignity, however. In a lame attempt to win her back, he cleared his throat, smiled wanely and said Wait! What I meant to say was you can use my computer to become a member right now! All we need is an email address, username, and a nude self portrait..." *SMACK* "Wait! What I meant to say is we're a pornography group..*SMACK* The woman is disgusted by this time and abruptly turns and storms away, shocked at this mans blunt perv-ness. "I MEANT PHOTOGRAPHY!" Jonmikal yelled after her. He closed up his notebook, got up, and left town mumbling, "damn, i've only been living in this town for 10 minutes and i've been slapped 15 times"! but then, he thought, "i'm not a quitter",and returned to the his seat at the T&A bar, where he ran into DigitalMatt, Nytmair and Cruzin hovering over Aubrey who'd been in a very foul mood for the past week or so. She seemed very tense and uneasy about the other people's noisy presence and wanted to have just one moment of solitude, when her long lost cousin Luckydog from OzTPF swaggered into the bar. Aubrey was stunned! "What the heck are you doing here!" she yelled in delight as she led him to the bar for a drink. "Why i'm here to bring you back into reality Aubrey cause you know your "Aubrey" - Hobbes28, you're not a female and crossdressing isn't your style. What the heck is Alison doing to you; driving you over the edge?" Just then then Littleman noticed MD in the corner laughing. "what's up MD? MD responded, "I just figured out what T&A means and thought that Aubrey looks really good in that dress and the matching purse is a really nice touch. Suddenly Photogoddess and Chase burst into the room and Chase yelled Artemis is getting away with tooo much! Just yesturday he set my car on fire, and five minuits ago he painted over Photogoddess' windows...he needs to be stopped...and my plan is to...well, I'm not gonna tell you my plan! That would ruin it", he said. So Chase went and fetched Ferny and they went off to find some rope, thumbtacks, and other assorted materials to carry out Artemis's punishement. Meanwhile, Arty decides that if he's gonna get punished, he'd better get all his mischeif out now. He spots Chase's wife and pinned her ears to the wall with darts. Chase heard the comotion and grabbed Arty's
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JonMikal said:
Shirt, and threw him over the bar, where he lands on MD's table, and this just angerd Chase more because...
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Just then Corry walks in "What the hell is going on? Chase! I should have known....why I oughta....."
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"....give Nytmair a million dollars for being so cool, don't you think so Chase? but i guess i'll have to win the lottery before I do that." Then Corry walks over to where Artemis is lying dazed and confused and she....
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picks him up, and looks at him weirdly "Why are you sleeping here? should you use a Bed for that?"
"Cant" artemis sobbed "Chase set it on fire"
With that corry turned round and looked at chase, eyes burning with...
"Cant" artemis sobbed "Chase set it on fire"
With that corry turned round and looked at chase, eyes burning with...
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...complete and total rage. "If there's one thing I hate, it's when people set beds on fire!!" She started changing right before everyone's eyes.... When Corry gets this pissed off, she changes into....
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... a cute little bunny. All fluffy and white. She's so cute you want to pick her up. Thats when the snarling starts and the foaming gets out of control. You really have to be careful to make sure she doesn't bite off your ...
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ferny said:
head..bunnies have a tendancy to avoid every other body part apart from the head.....and thats when the pain starts....the best way to deal with Corry when she is like this is to...
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... eat her... yeah... and that's what Arti did. He took hear ears and put them in the huge pan and held it over the fire of his bed, while MD, Chase and Mentos who arrived in her cute, red car...
<----to clarify this isn't part of the soap opera
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realised they had been driving around since february and had run out of fuel just as they pulled into Arty's drive way. They saw Arty with Corry's ears and realised that Arty's fetish with ears (earlier he was pinning Chase's wife to the wall by her ears) stems from....
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Hertz's ability to get lost on outtings in the English countryside, It was proven that Arty also has the ability to leave admins hanging by their toes in strange places where...
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The complete TPF Soap Opera as told by TPF itself:
Chase just sat there in shock. He knew MD was keeping some kind of secret, but had no idea it was a secret of this caliber.
Who would have thought that MD was unable to distinguish between marital aides and dog toys?
Chase looked with great concern as he saw the beloved family dog whimper with its tail between its legs into the living room carrying a large Albanian shepherd (the dog was unfeasibly strong for its size) which had been living under the dining table. He must have been living off of the scraps dropped on the floor for the dog for years judging by his size and the dogs skinny bones.
He wasn't sure how he could have got there but suspected he may have crept in the night that he updated the phpBB to version 3.0.6.
He had originally thought the noises were emanating from the decrepit Dell server in the corner. The funny thing is that when he checked the surveillance camera video archive he saw one of those train cams where two attractive women got onboard. One of them sat down next to me, the other sat across, facing me, in the opposite bench seat. The women opposite me was a curly, black-haired beauty with sharp features. I couldnt take my eyes off her. Worried about being rude, I focused on the screen of my notebook, continuing my critique of DigitalMatt's recent post, taking only an occasional glance her way.
The conductor came over for our tickets when the woman across from JonMikal leaned over to see what he was reading on the computer. Stunned by the quality of work on the site she had to ask him how she could become a member.
JonMikal replied, I got your member! Right here! and immediately regretted it.
He took his slap in the face with great dignity, however. In a lame attempt to win her back, he cleared his throat, smiled wanly and said, Wait! What I meant to say was you can use my computer to become a member right now! All we need is an email address, username, and a nude self portrait..."
*SMACK*
"Wait! What I meant to say is we're a pornography group..
*SMACK*
The woman is disgusted by this time and abruptly turns and storms away, shocked at this mans blunt perv-ness.
"I MEANT PHOTOGRAPHY!" Jonmikal yelled after her.
He closed up his notebook, got up, and left town mumbling, "damn, i've only been living in this town for 10 minutes and i've been slapped 15 times"!
But then, he thought, "Im not a quitter, and returned to the his seat at the T&A bar, where he ran into DigitalMatt, Nytmair and Cruzin hovering over Aubrey who'd been in a very foul mood for the past week or so.
She seemed very tense and uneasy about the other people's noisy presence and wanted to have just one moment of solitude, when her long lost cousin Luckydog from OzTPF swaggered into the bar.
Aubrey was stunned! "What the heck are you doing here!" she yelled in delight as she led him to the bar for a drink.
"Why i'm here to bring you back into reality Aubrey cause you know youre "Aubrey" - Hobbes28, you're not a female and crossdressing isn't your style. What the heck is Alison doing to you; driving you over the edge?"
Just then then Littleman noticed MD in the corner laughing.
"What's up MD?
MD responded, "I just figured out what T&A means and thought that Aubrey looks really good in that dress and the matching purse is a really nice touch.
Suddenly Photogoddess and Chase burst into the room and Chase yelled Artemis is getting away with tooo much! Just yesterday he set my car on fire, and five minutes ago he painted over Photogoddess' windows...he needs to be stopped and my plan is to...well, I'm not gonna tell you my plan! That would ruin it", he said.
So Chase went and fetched Ferny and they went off to find some rope, thumbtacks, and other assorted materials to carry out Artemis's punishment. Meanwhile, Arty decides that if he's gonna get punished, he'd better get all his mischief out now. He spots Chase's wife and pinned her ears to the wall with darts.
Chase heard the commotion and grabbed Arty's shirt, and threw him over the bar, where he lands on MD's table, and this just angerd Chase more because just then Corry walks in: "What the hell is going on? Chase! I should have known....why I oughta give Nytmair a million dollars for being so cool, don't you think so Chase? but I guess Ill have to win the lottery before I do that."
Then Corry walks over to where Artemis is lying dazed and confused and she picks him up, and looks at him weirdly "Why are you sleeping here? Shouldnt you use a Bed for that?"
"Cant," Artemis sobbed "Chase set it on fire"
With that Corry turned round and looked at chase, eyes burning with complete and total rage. "If there's one thing I hate, it's when people set beds on fire!!" She started changing right before everyone's eyes.
When Corry gets this pissed off, she changes into a cute little bunny. All fluffy and white. She's so cute you want to pick her up. Thats when the snarling starts and the foaming gets out of control. You really have to be careful to make sure she doesn't bite off your head. Bunnies have a tendency to avoid every other body part apart from the head.....and thats when the pain starts....the best way to deal with Corry when she is like this is to eat her.
And that's what Arti did. He took hear ears and put them in the huge pan and held it over the fire of his bed, while MD, Chase and Mentos who arrived in her cute, red car realized they had been driving around since February and had run out of fuel just as they pulled into Arty's drive way.
They saw Arty with Corry's ears and realised that Arty's fetish with ears (earlier he was pinning Chase's wife to the wall by her ears) stems from Hertz's ability to get lost on outings in the English countryside, It was proven that Arty also has the ability to leave admins hanging by their toes in strange places where...
Chase just sat there in shock. He knew MD was keeping some kind of secret, but had no idea it was a secret of this caliber.
Who would have thought that MD was unable to distinguish between marital aides and dog toys?
Chase looked with great concern as he saw the beloved family dog whimper with its tail between its legs into the living room carrying a large Albanian shepherd (the dog was unfeasibly strong for its size) which had been living under the dining table. He must have been living off of the scraps dropped on the floor for the dog for years judging by his size and the dogs skinny bones.
He wasn't sure how he could have got there but suspected he may have crept in the night that he updated the phpBB to version 3.0.6.
He had originally thought the noises were emanating from the decrepit Dell server in the corner. The funny thing is that when he checked the surveillance camera video archive he saw one of those train cams where two attractive women got onboard. One of them sat down next to me, the other sat across, facing me, in the opposite bench seat. The women opposite me was a curly, black-haired beauty with sharp features. I couldnt take my eyes off her. Worried about being rude, I focused on the screen of my notebook, continuing my critique of DigitalMatt's recent post, taking only an occasional glance her way.
The conductor came over for our tickets when the woman across from JonMikal leaned over to see what he was reading on the computer. Stunned by the quality of work on the site she had to ask him how she could become a member.
JonMikal replied, I got your member! Right here! and immediately regretted it.
He took his slap in the face with great dignity, however. In a lame attempt to win her back, he cleared his throat, smiled wanly and said, Wait! What I meant to say was you can use my computer to become a member right now! All we need is an email address, username, and a nude self portrait..."
*SMACK*
"Wait! What I meant to say is we're a pornography group..
*SMACK*
The woman is disgusted by this time and abruptly turns and storms away, shocked at this mans blunt perv-ness.
"I MEANT PHOTOGRAPHY!" Jonmikal yelled after her.
He closed up his notebook, got up, and left town mumbling, "damn, i've only been living in this town for 10 minutes and i've been slapped 15 times"!
But then, he thought, "Im not a quitter, and returned to the his seat at the T&A bar, where he ran into DigitalMatt, Nytmair and Cruzin hovering over Aubrey who'd been in a very foul mood for the past week or so.
She seemed very tense and uneasy about the other people's noisy presence and wanted to have just one moment of solitude, when her long lost cousin Luckydog from OzTPF swaggered into the bar.
Aubrey was stunned! "What the heck are you doing here!" she yelled in delight as she led him to the bar for a drink.
"Why i'm here to bring you back into reality Aubrey cause you know youre "Aubrey" - Hobbes28, you're not a female and crossdressing isn't your style. What the heck is Alison doing to you; driving you over the edge?"
Just then then Littleman noticed MD in the corner laughing.
"What's up MD?
MD responded, "I just figured out what T&A means and thought that Aubrey looks really good in that dress and the matching purse is a really nice touch.
Suddenly Photogoddess and Chase burst into the room and Chase yelled Artemis is getting away with tooo much! Just yesterday he set my car on fire, and five minutes ago he painted over Photogoddess' windows...he needs to be stopped and my plan is to...well, I'm not gonna tell you my plan! That would ruin it", he said.
So Chase went and fetched Ferny and they went off to find some rope, thumbtacks, and other assorted materials to carry out Artemis's punishment. Meanwhile, Arty decides that if he's gonna get punished, he'd better get all his mischief out now. He spots Chase's wife and pinned her ears to the wall with darts.
Chase heard the commotion and grabbed Arty's shirt, and threw him over the bar, where he lands on MD's table, and this just angerd Chase more because just then Corry walks in: "What the hell is going on? Chase! I should have known....why I oughta give Nytmair a million dollars for being so cool, don't you think so Chase? but I guess Ill have to win the lottery before I do that."
Then Corry walks over to where Artemis is lying dazed and confused and she picks him up, and looks at him weirdly "Why are you sleeping here? Shouldnt you use a Bed for that?"
"Cant," Artemis sobbed "Chase set it on fire"
With that Corry turned round and looked at chase, eyes burning with complete and total rage. "If there's one thing I hate, it's when people set beds on fire!!" She started changing right before everyone's eyes.
When Corry gets this pissed off, she changes into a cute little bunny. All fluffy and white. She's so cute you want to pick her up. Thats when the snarling starts and the foaming gets out of control. You really have to be careful to make sure she doesn't bite off your head. Bunnies have a tendency to avoid every other body part apart from the head.....and thats when the pain starts....the best way to deal with Corry when she is like this is to eat her.
And that's what Arti did. He took hear ears and put them in the huge pan and held it over the fire of his bed, while MD, Chase and Mentos who arrived in her cute, red car realized they had been driving around since February and had run out of fuel just as they pulled into Arty's drive way.
They saw Arty with Corry's ears and realised that Arty's fetish with ears (earlier he was pinning Chase's wife to the wall by her ears) stems from Hertz's ability to get lost on outings in the English countryside, It was proven that Arty also has the ability to leave admins hanging by their toes in strange places where...
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..he foraged for scraps left by other humans. Suddenly in a strange twist of fate, a lone gunman walked into town. His manly 6 inches of thrust was all he needed to stir up the peaceful existence that the inhabitants had become accustomed too. His first destination; local law enforcement. Without them the town would be his for the taking. His V-8 Dodge Charger Growled down main street and....
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