w00t!

[Hertz van Rental]

So when a woman says 'no, you can't go to the pub/buy a new toy/go to a strip joint/sleep with another woman' she really means 'yes you can'? That will come as welcome news to many married men.
I think you are the one who is about to be lynched - by other women for letting that secret slip :mrgreen:

 

[jstuedle]

It's been nice having posted with you HVR. A sad day for the TPF.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Don't worry. I'm immune to everything. :mrgreen:

 

[Antarctican]

So when a woman says 'no, you can't go to the pub/buy a new toy/go to a strip joint/sleep with another woman' she really means 'yes you can'? That will come as welcome news to many married men.
I think you are the one who is about to be lynched - by other women for letting that secret slip :mrgreen:

Oh, I see the problem now. You just glimpsed the basic rulebook. You obviously don't have the complete tome* of exceptions, counter exceptions and prerogatives.

*available in a handy 10 volume set for travel

Don't worry. I'm immune to everything. :mrgreen:

Pffft, you just think you are immune. Mr Tough Guy. Heating up a vat of wax as we speak. Let's see how tough you really are. (Get 'im, girls

)

 

[Hertz van Rental]

There is nothing you or your fellow witches can do to me that my ex hasn't already tried.
Talking of witch... she's just been a-visiting but we pretended we were out

 

[Antarctican]

Hey hey HEY, don't go lumping me in with any witches!! For a multitude of reasons.

(Teehee, I can just picture the scrambling...

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[Hertz van Rental]

All women are witches. I have it on good authority.

 

[Antarctican]

Sorry, on this occasion your 'authority' is sorely mistaken.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Well, you would deny it. No woman likes being burned with the steak.

 

[Antarctican]

You big 'Grilla'.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Are you trying to flame me?

 

[ferny]

Mr Kipling makes exceedingly good cakes.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Only by his standards. Some of them should be banned under the Geneva Convention.

 

[Alex_B]

this thread scares me. And I ate too much since I am being fed for Christmas...

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Run! They think you are a turkey (so stop gobbling and get out of there)