What Bumper Sticker Belongs on Your Car?

[spiffybeth]

here is a list of bumper stickers taken from a book i received for christmas. these are of high quality and should be displayed on more vehicles.

SH!T HAPPENS
hopefully on me, because im a fecalphiliac


Honk if you want to bone
AN OBESE MIDDLE-AGED MAN WITH HERPES WHO IS A KNOWN SEX OFFENDER




:heart:Herpes is Forever



Honk if you still have my underwear.