2Stupid2Duck said:
tsien said:
What can I say once enlightened?
It has left me on the rack :evil:
Don't tell MD - the closest he's come to a rack lately was a rack of lamb (resists making kiwi jokes).
:hug:
tis ok, kiwi jokes are great:
An Aussie, America and Kiwi where all in hot tub at a big tech convention after hours. Each bragged about how great their technology was. All of sudden a mobile rang.
The aussie put his hand to his mouth and started speaking and then said goodbye. He explained to the others that he had a mobile phone embedded in his palm - it was the latest technology!
Not to be outdone, a dial was heard coming out the American's mouth, and he called room service for more lobster. That ain't nothing, the yank exclaimed, i've got a phone chip embedded in my tooth.
The kiwi, looking a bit embarrassed excused himself. About 5 minutes later he returned, but there was a long piece of toilet paper dangling from the back of his swimmers...
The Aussie, quick to take the mickey out of his neighbour shouted "Eh, matie, whatcha got coming out of your arse??!"
The kiwi, looked behind him at the toilet paper and said "Well looky here, I just got a fax!!"