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What is the benefit to being married? Why get married?

keller said:
The biggest benefit is you get nookie every day.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! :biglaugh:

Do you know why the Bride always smiles on her wedding day?

Because she knows she's just giver her last......*Backspace*...... :lol:
 
PlasticSpanner said:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! :biglaugh:

Do you know why the Bride always smiles on her wedding day?

Because she knows she's just giver her last......*Backspace*...... :lol:

OMG - that's one of a bunch of marriage jokes I tell brides to get them to relax on their wedding day. Usually while they are getting ready. :twisted: One bride looked me dead in the eyes and very seriously asked me if that was really true. :lmao:
 

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