"What it is?" My second attempt...

[leighthal]

A drinking straw

 

[480sparky]

Panendermic semi-boloid slots of a stator encased in a base-plate of prefabulated amulite.

 

[Photographiend]

I have no idea what you just said.

 

[Photographiend]

Showing a broader range.

 

[480sparky]

I have no idea what you just said.

 

[Onerider]

Shower curtain

 

[Photographiend]

Nope but you are on the right track.

 

[480sparky]

Blinds. Either vertical or venetian.

 

[Photographiend]

Nope.

 

[Onerider]

Any kind of a curtain.

 

[frommrstomommy]

tablecloth

 

[Photographiend]

Nope.

 

[squirrels]

A mach 5 razor with soothing aloe strips. (I can't link to the onion, but there's an "* it. We're doing 5 blades!" article)

 

[Photographiend]

Haha... Nice Love the Onion. But nope.

 

[PixelRabbit]

Toothpaste cap?