What not to say at the Victoria Secret's store

[Mitica100]

What not to say at the Victoria Secret's store...


10 Does this come in OMG sizes?

09 No Thanks. Just Sniffing.

08 I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

07 Mom will love this.

06 Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.

05 No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.

04 Will you model this for me???

03 The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!

02 Forty Five bucks?? You're just going to end up naked ANYWAY!!

And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud in Victoria's Secret:

01 Oh, honey, you'll NEVER squeeze your a** into that!!

 

[Rob]

lol - that last one is pretty dangerous territory!

Rob

 

[aprilraven]

What not to say at the Victoria Secret's store...


10 Does this come in OMG sizes?

:hail: :hail: omg sizes..that is just classic...

when i go into victoria's secret...the girls automatically say, " you want the cologne, right???"

i died laughing on this...good job mitica....surely you have never said these..( and yes, i know, dont call you shirley.....):lmao:

 

[photogoddess]

Yeah well, I finally figured out what Victoria's Secret is. Only those skinny, half starved supermodels can fit into their stuff.

 

[doenoe]

hehehehe those are great :mrgreen:

 

[anicole]

:hail: :hail: omg sizes..that is just classic...

when i go into victoria's secret...the girls automatically say, " you want the cologne, right???"

i died laughing on this...good job mitica....surely you have never said these..( and yes, i know, dont call you shirley.....):lmao:

APrilraven and I are the only two people that go into vic sec and spend hundreds ... on cologne alone ...

But damn do we smell like we wear vic sec!

 

[woodsac]

08 I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

Mom always said....:lmao:
Thanks Mitica!

 

[jocose]

What not to say at the Victoria Secret's store...


10 Does this come in OMG sizes?

I had the exact opposite problem with my X. She made Twiggy look fat. So, I wouldn't buy her anything from Vickie's because I just know I would have been arrested for pedophelia:

"Um, yea, miss. What do you have for my [now ex] girlfriend?"
"Well, sir what size is she?"
"Well, I think she said she's a Zero, but see that little 10 year old over there, she's about that size"
"Just one moment sir while I call the police."

Yea, so she never got undies from me--not that she would have let me see them on her anyway, so why bother wasting the money. THANK GOD SHE'S MY EX (oh, and the Girl says that also, since she's NOT the ex)

 

[Artemis]

Yeah well, I finally figured out what Victoria's Secret is. Only those skinny, half starved supermodels can fit into their stuff.

I find that look horrible...Id have to take them out to resturants and order them pure greese before I took them anywhere else, personally I prefere the healthy look to the "I CAN STARVE MYSELF!" look...

 

[Artemis]

I had the exact opposite problem with my X. She made Twiggy look fat. So, I wouldn't buy her anything from Vickie's because I just know I would have been arrested for pedophelia:

"Um, yea, miss. What do you have for my [now ex] girlfriend?"
"Well, sir what size is she?"
"Well, I think she said she's a Zero, but see that little 10 year old over there, she's about that size"
"Just one moment sir while I call the police."

Yea, so she never got undies from me--not that she would have let me see them on her anyway, so why bother wasting the money. THANK GOD SHE'S MY EX (oh, and the Girl says that also, since she's NOT the ex)

A thought thats just come to mind...why would you point to a 10 year old in a victoria's secret shop? *shiver*

 

[Hertz van Rental]

'Do you have a second-hand section?'

'It's for my... mother'.

'Do you have anything to fit my... er... girlfriend. She's about my size...'

'That wouldn't even fit on ONE!'

'Do you sell Kleenex?'

 

[Rob]

I know a friend who tried to return a rabbit to Anne Summers in the UK and who was actually surprised when they wouldn't let her have a refund.

Do VS do erm personal goods, or is it just racey undies?