This is what I think-
The tourist-someone who has a DSLR but doesn't know a lot about photography.
The rock concert-Someone who uses the DSLR for only special occasions
Jazz hands-camera phone and compact camera user
The hipster-Someone who has a camera strap, but doesn't use it
The peek a boo-someone who uses both eyes for the viewfinder
The risk taker-someone who doesn't have any strap
The thrill ride-someone which a cheap camera that treats it like a toy
The okay-dokey-first time DSLR user(Look how he's holding it!)
The safe shot-someone who uses their tripods at all times, even with a quick shutter speed
The capison-not sure about this, perhaps someone that dont look at their viewfinder when they take the pic?