GREAT TITLE!!!! I enjoyed seeing the photo in all its various states. Cool moment. To "me" at least, the original photo's background was not a problem,since the window is that of a Pearle Vision center (an optometrist/eyeglass chain here in the USA), and the two street performers seem to be focused in on her red eyeglasses...which were echoed by the red sign in the window...I dunno...in a way, the more desaturated background shot works less-well to "me" than the original with the vibrant background. I thought that the original background was part and parcel of the shot: I mean, they are focused in on the red eyeglasses, and they are standing in front of a Pearle Vision Center outlet...
Anyway, again, GREAT thread title! I love humor.