you know what Off Topic is missing?

[nabero]

Oh we don't drink that much...

 

[Puscas]

Oh we don't drink that much...

we'll stop when we're seeing double...

oops.....






pascal

 

[blackdoglab]

I guess i'll have to be the designated driver. Make sure you wear your seatbelts and don't moon any pedestrians.

 

[nabero]

wait...what?

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I did lose my car once and found it later parked on someone else's lawn - they kindly 'phoned me up to tell me where it was...
I never did find out who put it there *whistles nonchalantly*

 

[zendianah]

Always blame it on a pimp.. when all else fails..

 

[Antarctican]

I did lose my car once and found it later parked on someone else's lawn - they kindly 'phoned me up to tell me where it was...
I never did find out who put it there *whistles nonchalantly*

I have heard that vandalism runs rampant in the UK. How awful that you were the victim.....

 

[Chris of Arabia]

I keep coming into this thread in the hope that I can flirt just a little, but I'm rapidly drawing to the conclusion that I'm just no damned good at it. You may continue to practice on me though - chances are that it will be as realistic as one of those dummies they use for bayonet practice.

>;o))

 

[zendianah]

Since this is a flirt thread .. what about the cheesiest pickup lines.. anyone have any?

Heres mine :
Excuse me.. can I have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine...

 

[nabero]

I lost my teddy bear....Can I sleep with you tonight? :blushing:

 

[Alex_B]

I lost my teddy bear....Can I sleep with you tonight? :blushing:

I have some spare teddy bears, so I could borrow you one

 

[lostprophet]

I have some spare teddy bears, so I could borrow you one

but I bet they are not Canon teddy bears

 

[ashfordphoto]

looks like nabero likes the chubby, hairy types...

here's mine:
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

 

[nabero]

here's mine:
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

I've used that one....


....works

 

[Alex_B]

but I bet they are not Canon teddy bears

no