you know what Off Topic is missing?

[Alex_B]

looks like nabero likes the chubby, hairy types...

here's mine:
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

plastic and underwear don't go together in style ...

 

[ashfordphoto]

I've used that one....


....works

 

[nabero]

I'm a fermata.....Hold me.

 

[HASHASHIN]

you tired? ....
cause youve been running through my mind ALL DAY!

 

[Chris of Arabia]

Hi, I'm new in town, could you show me how to get to your place?

>;o))

 

[ashfordphoto]

Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.

 

[HASHASHIN]

(grab the tag on the shirt the person is wearing)

just as i thought.....made in heaven

 

[nabero]

Nice shoes.

 

[ashfordphoto]

I got a new job at UPS and I'm here to deliver a package.

 

[nabero]

We should go for breakfast tomorrow....should i call you or nudge you?

 

[HASHASHIN]

youre a creepster.....

 

[Antarctican]

Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

 

[nabero]

youre a creepster.....

yeh ashfordphoto...you're such a creepster

 

[HASHASHIN]

youre a little miss creepster though...4 real

 

[ashfordphoto]

it's always the creepy ones that get the chicks.