Your Daily Advice

[Kazooie]

Office supplies and furniture never make good gifts for your kids.

 

[Kazooie]

Live in an elephant, forget the world.

 

[Kazooie]

Grandstands are for standing grandly; subtleseats are for subtly sitting down.

 

[Kazooie]

Hand underneath the night sky, for it has seen the world.

 

[Kazooie]

Repetitions are the key to keeping a rut.

 

[Kazooie]

Sparkling cider and fireworks do not mean a ticket to getting laid.

 

[Compaq]

- Can a man be brave when he's afraid?
- That is the only time a man can be brave.

 

[Kazooie]

You can always trust ads on the internet. ALWAYS. That beautiful Zimbabwean princess who wants you to marry her is definitely trust-able.

 

[o hey tyler]

You can always trust ads on the internet. ALWAYS. That beautiful Zimbabwean princess who wants you to marry her is definitely trust-able.

Trustworthy? Isn't that what you mean?

Brb palming my face.

 

[Kazooie]

One mans mistake is another person's humor.

 

[Kazooie]

Gyms are for gyming, theaters are for thaatering.

 

[unpopular]

^^ When my dad first met my mom, who is blind - dog and all - he had a bad habit of telling helen keller jokes. She recalled writing in her journal "this guy is kind of a jerk!"

 

[unpopular]

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

LOL - what happened to the blind date thing??

 

[unpopular]

lol. I think your blind date advise was the least offensive!

 

[Kazooie]

Forgotten advice is not known advice.